By Andrew Simonian

Publish 12 months note: First released September 18th 2012
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"George used to be a directly little monkey yet continually very... curious. someday George observed a guy. He had on a sassy red beret. And George obtained excited, regardless of himself."

And so starts the saga of Bi-Curious George. humans of every age and predilections will love this hilariously shrewdpermanent parody of 1 of the main cherished vintage children's books of all time.

Just don't learn it for your young ones.

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