Category Archives: Jokes & Riddles

Tongue Twisters (Laughing Matters)

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And, I'm not asking for this for myself. Another common element of college humor is practical jokes. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if your mom was a moron,and your dad was a moron, - what would you be then?" Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. April C. p.6, on June 26, 2007 at 8:35 am said: This one is very obvious! Give this girl a fucking break Melvin, you need more patience and a guiding hand to graduate her from rookie to all-star.

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Hilarious Kids Jokes Value Pack: Over 800 Of The Funniest

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101 Dog and Cat Jokes for Kids: Joke Books for Kids (Volume

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All guested should be told to come to the party dressed to a very high standard or if that doesnt. Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public? If you have a dirty mind, you may enjoy our selection of dirty jokes.. Dirty riddles can be quite difficult to solve. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.

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Laugh Out Loud Animals

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She responds "oh its just another word for potatoes". then the son goes upstairs, he's dad is shaving and cuts himself. Confers heritable broad spectrum theater. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph. 1. By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home. Susan Meddaugh was born and raised in Montclair, New Jersey.

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Little Arizona (Little State)

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All the jokes has been divided into different categories including dirty jokes, clean jokes, religious Jokes, kids jokes, sports Jokes and holiday Jokes. The below letter was recently received by the Virgin Atlantic customer complaints team, I found it quite an amusing read. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Examples of what to write in a 40th birthday card. A elderly man remembers the good old days: “when I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? (Puppet Book)

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Imagine, living to the age of 160 and still looking so young," says St. Other common jokes involve party drinking activities, such as hurting one's self during a beer pong game. What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate? A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple. At the age of twenty, we don't care what the. The only remedy that doesnt end in catastrophe is getting out the vote.

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MR POTATO HEAD'S SCHOOL JOKES, Clip-and-Read (Clip-And-Read

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Tweets. [And if you like, you're certainly free to "tweet" this whole collection!] What do you call two spiders that just got married? He told The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a couple more beers. Shermana Thank you for the outpouring of your thoughts. If you're looking for a fun team building activity to use at your job, use these 10 office scavenger hunt riddles specially tailored for the workplace. There are many jokes, puzzles, etc. in the archives so you will find new treasure all the time.

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Medical Zone, the: Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters &

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Featuring Fun and Easy Riddles, Animal Riddles and Tricky Riddles! Daniel was so excited he just had to tell his parents, 'I learned in Sunday School today all about the very first Christmas. But if you live near the equator, You may have a tough time seeing me. List of riddles which you will consider as dirty but when you will view the answer, you will find the riddles are absolutely clean. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate. "Well, today I found out I don't have long to live.

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Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids

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Who was it and how did they find out? 3) A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. Farmers are notorious for sharing jokes, stories, and fish tales. A: Because they always end up getting expelled! Or make a rational pick and not a tantrum and you know what that. Q – What is in the red blood cells of monsters? Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2.

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Ha! Ha! Ha! 1000+ Jokes, Riddles, Facts, And More

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Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days! What did the tomato say to the other tomato? Explore Teasers Jokes, Funny Brain Teasers, and more!. The page on hard riddles also has a few funny riddles, though it is more of a brain-exercising page. So Kent (Superman) jumps over the edge, starts falling a couple dozen stories, then floats back up to the top. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family. “You aren’t going to catch many fish that way,” said the businessman to the fisherman, “you should be working rather than lying on the beach!” The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, “And what will my reward be?” “Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!” was the businessman’s answer. “And then what will my reward be?” asked the fisherman, still smiling.

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